Monday, January 9, 2012

Funny Job.

One day homeless actor is visiting the zoo hoping to earn some money as a street performer. Whereas he starts to draw attention of a crowd, a zoo keeper calls him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the actor that the zoo's most popular animal, an orangutan, has died unexpectedly and the keeper is scared that interest of visitors at the zoo will decrease.

He offers the actor a job to dress up as the monkey until they can get another one. He agrees.

So the next day the actor wearing the orangutan suit enters the cage before the visitors come. He found out that it is a funny job, he liked it a lot. He could have a rest anytime he wants, play and make fun of people and he attracted bigger crowds than the zoo ever did. However, sooner or later the people tire of him and he tires of just hanging on tires. Eventually, he begins to figure out that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the other cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he piles in to the top of his cage, climbed over a baffle, and hangs down from the top to the lion's cage. As a result, this makes the lion angry, but the public loves it.

In the evening the zoo keeper comes and gives the actor a raise for being so willing. Well, this goes on for some time, the actor goes on annoying the lion, the audience grow larger, and his wages keeps growing too. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he falls. The actor is frightened.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to attack. The actor is so terrified that he begins to run round and round with the chasing lion behind. Finally, the actor starts shouting and screaming, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is cunning and quick. Therefore the actor soon is flat on his back looking up at the angry lion who says, "Keep your mouth closed, idiot! Do you want to get us both shut?"

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